Are You a Bleach Lover?

Have You Ever…?

Great for getting rid of that ghastly fem 'tache!

1. Not been able to afford blonde hair dye and contemplated using household bleach on your hair?

2. Gone swimming just so you can get a sniff of that oh-so-special bleachy smell only pools have?

3. Cleaned your bathroom without proper ventilation then wondered why, after using copious amounts of bleach, you feel light-headed, slightly sick, and tight-lunged?

4. After such an event as #3, found the smell of bleach has remained in your nostrils for the rest of the day (and you LOVED it)?

5. Poured thick bleach onto a cloth and loved the slidey way it went onto your wall tiles?

6. Slathered your bath with bleach, been distracted by the doorbell or some such other rude bleach-event disturbance, forgotten you bleached said bath, went to run yourself a nice tub of water later for a good old soak and got into it wondering why the smell of bleach was so strong and your skin started itching?

7. After someone had an accident in your house involving blood splatter on your floor, you mopped with bleach and water only to wonder whether Dexter and his Luminol would find remains of blood even though the floor appears clean? (Oh, the shame. I wondered this very thing today!)

8. Opened a bleach bottle just to get your daily sniff fix?

9. Cleaned, using bleach, while wearing black clothing? (When will I EVER bloody learn?)

10. Decided that although the fragranced bleaches are all very nice in pretty pink, yellow or turquoise bottles, there’s nothing quite like the original, eye-watering smell of regular bleach?

If you have done all or many of these things, you may well be exhibiting Bleach-Lover’s Behaviour. Therefore, you belong here, where you can discuss your love of bleach freely and without recrimination.

Bleach lovers unite!

Much love and bleachy whiffs, until next time…